If Mortal Kombat was a person it would be old enough to drink this month..  Dang.

Cheetos

No, stop it, leave me alone, get off of me, stop it, not now, I’m busy, fuck it, fine, lay down, stop it, you’re being rude, no, no, no, down, down, lay down, no, lay down, stop it, good dog.  Have a Cheeto.

Hyper dogs are fun.

itsorganic-itsorgasmic:

musicalbeing:

prettylittlerunner:

curvecreation:

Just a reminder to women that cellulite isn’t this evil thing that only ‘fat’ people have. Most women, including well known celebrities have cellulite. The term cellulite was started in the 1960’s in a Vogue magazine. Its nothing more than the body storing fat, which practically every person has to some degree. Don’t be ashamed of something that’s normal!

Thank you for this post.

It was recently found that 98% of women have cellulite…which is a little higher than the percentage of women who develop breasts. 

Cellulite is more common than breasts—so stop acting like it’s not natural.

98% of women have cellulite because of the shape of our fat cells. The shape of our fat cells is different than men’s, which is why they don’t get cellulite and we do.

So you’re saying men and women are different…

BRING ME A VICTORY HAM.

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WHAT THE SHIT ROLLING ROCK? STICKER LABELS???? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

make-the-connection:

Meat-eaters be like "When will you start to eat normal food?"
like shut up, you eat muscles and flesh and blood from a corpse

don’t go there

Meat eaters be like what do you get at taco bell?

I’m a Chevy owner now…

Temptations of the fork.

I’m a man. I live my days in a way that makes me feel good at the end. I try not to hurt people, I don’t get road rage, I don’t throw bacon at vegans any more. I avoid temptation, I don’t notice beautiful women walking around, I don’t pay attention to the crazy people screaming about buy this new religion or taco. But I can only walk past so many forklifts with keys in them before I jump in an drive one and get stopped by an employee.

I won a free bean burrito last night at taco bell. That mixed with all the other tacobell has lead to a smelly morning.

Because TFTP is a dick.

Use an FTP Server to Backup and Restore a Configuration

In this procedure, an FTP server can be used in place of a TFTP server.

At the Router> prompt, issue the enable command, and provide the required password when prompted.

The prompt changes to Router#, which indicates that the router is now in privileged mode.

Configure the FTP username and password.

CE_2#config terminal
CE_2(config)#ip ftp username cisco
CE_2(config)#ip ftp password cisco123
CE_2(config)#end
CE_2#
Copy the configuration to the FTP server.

CE_2#copy running-config ftp:
Address or name of remote host []? 10.66.64.10
Destination filename [ce_2-confg]? backup_cfg_for_router
Writing backup_cfg_for_router !
1030 bytes copied in 3.341 secs (308 bytes/sec)
CE_2#
Open the configuration file with a text editor. Search for and remove any line that starts with “AAA”.

Note: This step is to remove any security commands that can lock you out of the router.

Copy the configuration file from the FTP server to a router in privileged (enable) mode which has a basic configuration.

Router#copy ftp: running-config
Address or name of remote host [10.66.64.10]?
Source filename [backup_cfg_for_router]?
Destination filename [running-config]?
Accessing ftp://10.66.64.10/backup_cfg_for_router…
Loading backup_cfg_for_router !
[OK - 1030/4096 bytes]
1030 bytes copied in 13.213 secs (78 bytes/sec)
CE_2#

Ha, 55 seconds in.

Employment profiling..

I recently applied for a job that did an extremely extensive background history dig.  I found my high school diploma in the process too.  They called every past employer they could find and about 10 friends and even requested access to my facebook and twitter, then complied a report based on the information they gathered.  Here’s some of the stuff from the report.

Describing Your Work Style and Characteristics
Potential employers often ask candidates to describe themselves or their work style. The following information should help you detail your interpersonal and work style in future interviews.

 You are dedicated to achieving results through both independence and team play. When encountering obstacles, you will step back and reevaluate the situation before pressing on.
 You tend to keep up to date in the industry and then apply the lessons you learn to your own organization. Others will see you as up-to-date and perhaps forward thinking.
 Being with others is important to you and in new situations you quickly become acquainted and try to learn what you can about the organization and where it is trying to go.
 When interacting, you are a moderate individual who does not like to push others or force them to do things. If you feel others do not support your decisions or ideas, you likely will take the time to explain your reasoning and build support before proceeding.
 At work, you will be seen as flexible, spontaneous, and potentially impulsive. You value doing things your own way and may push in your own direction to meet your goals.
 You are generally open minded and objective about yourself and can introspectively engage in self-evaluation. You will accept and learn from constructive criticism.

Notes the interviewer accidentally included in the forwarded thread.

#He tends to place about equal weight on form and functionality. This desire to both create something that works and is visually appealing and customer oriented is an important trait of his and it will be important to help him share this motivation with others in the organization.

#He tends to keep up to date in the industry and will apply the lessons he learns to his own organization. Others will see him as perhaps forward thinking and he should be able to focus on the big picture. He likely has solid technical skills which will be attractive to your organization.

There is a woman with a chihuahua as a service dog. She has the dog because she was raped. I’m not sure how one of the easiest killed creatures on the planet is a service dog. I learned all this because she refused to go through a security screener and accused the security officer of masturbating to her scan. She claimed to know this because the dog only growls at people that are going to rape her…. Or the employees at Star Bucks, or Hudson News, or tsa security, or large men, or drug sniffing dogs, or the ticket taker, or the small child running around, or when the announcer comes over the loud speaker, or the animal control person that told her to put the dog in its carrier. I learned all this from her talking loud and doing the bitch point and foam while shouting.

I understand rape is terrible but when someone continually accuses people of wanting to rape her is it ego, out right bitch, trauma or a very unbalanced mix of the group?

Does it make things better or worse that she’s watching Ellen on her phone?

My candy necklace exploded apart on me. There’s candy loops all over my room and down my shirt.

Here’s why I love Simple as my bank account. I make a payment to a place and literally within seconds my Simple account notifies me of a transaction. Chase and Wells Fargo can’t keep up with that.

Thank you for being awesome Simple.

I’ve noticed a pattern in my life. When life’s good I’m terrible at Tetris’ Game B. When my days look like I’m going to end up in jail or at the bottom of a lake I rock at Game B. Theist few weeks I’ve been terrible at it and I see no signs of getting any better.

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